You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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