did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Help. Why am I so naked?
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