All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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