But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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