Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I love you.
Bad choice
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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