I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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