so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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