I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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