he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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