I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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