I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Im part way to drunk.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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