were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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