he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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