I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
And then my night got REAL pukey
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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