On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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