it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
