He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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