I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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