I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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