last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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