We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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