Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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