i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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