So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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