Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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