just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
