found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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