we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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