We're facebook friends in real life
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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