You were right. It hurts to walk today.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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