No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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