I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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