did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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