so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
