I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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