I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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