id be glad to
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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