If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just took my morning after pill in the library
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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