Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I pour the whiskey from now on
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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