Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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