i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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