He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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