I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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