It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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