i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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