peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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