I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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