mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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