I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
