: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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