I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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