everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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