He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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