I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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