what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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