I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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