I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
